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We Need An American Girl Doll Who...

Online, there's been "we need an American Girl doll who..." memes circulating. Some of them are pretty inappropriate for a younger audience, and most are targeted towards teenagers and young adults around my age or older where the younger people on my blog wouldn't get the jokes, but some examples include "We need an American Girl doll who filed for unemployment during the pandemic" and "We need an American Girl doll who wrote fanfiction on Wattpad."


In light of this meme, me and my sister sat down and came up with our "realistic, American Girl might actually do this, it sounds like a 9-10 year old girl" ideas!


We need an American Girl doll who...

  • Lived during the Covid-19 pandemic

  • Beekeeps

  • Lived during the Industrial Revolution

  • Moves from the country to the city

  • Does karate

  • Collects rocks

  • Has two moms or two dads

  • Lived during the 1990s

  • Runs a DIY YouTube channel in 2015

  • Was an extra in a Netflix romcom

  • Is the president's daughter

  • Saw the Statue of Liberty when it was being built

  • Was adopted and searches for her biological parents

  • Reviews toys on YouTube

  • Golfs in her spare time

  • Plays tennis

  • Does improv

  • Plays hockey

  • Skateboards

  • Does archery

  • Is a fangirl in 2014

What would be your dream American Girl doll?

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This is something else that's a bit off-topic, but there's a rumor that the Best Friends are coming back and even some new ones and/or sisters or cousins of Historicals being released.

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ltoddtiger67
ltoddtiger67
Jun 24, 2022

We need an American girl character who runs track/xc and likes comics and regular books too. Also I just thought of this because I was thinking of other sports they haven’t done yet and they should do a girl who likes rock climbing/sports climbing, or who likes to do ultimate frisbee, or luge, or one of the field events in track specifically like pole vault or shot put or discus or high jump or long jump.

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hocuspocusdolls
hocuspocusdolls
Jun 21, 2022

Love the list! We need an ag doll who deals with a traumatic experience (and maybe has a service dog!) or a girl with epilepsy!

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Jennifer
Jennifer
Jun 21, 2022

We need a girl of the year who likes go-kart racing!

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moorlandflower
moorlandflower
Jun 19, 2022

We NEED a girl of the year who is homeschooled and/or has a parent in the military!

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Dollydolls
Dollydolls
Jun 21, 2022
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yes!! agree. my father served and so did my husband. it effected my friendships so much. AG appears military friendly too with their discount.

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