About the new AG/Stoney Clover Lane collaboration...

I am just going to rant for a second here...

WHY THE HECK ARE THESE SO EXPENSIVE THEY LOOK LIKE NYLON NOT LEATHER YOU COULD LITERALLY BUY A FREAKING DOLL PLUS SOME SMALL ACCESORIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE OF THESE AND WHY DOES THE AGE RECOMMENDATION SAY 14+ AG IS A CHILDREN'S BRAND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Ahem. In fewer, more civilized words, this is stupid. The price is stupid. And yes, I am perfectly aware that that was nowhere near grammatically correct and there was no punctuation whatsoever. But seriously. This needs to stop.

... Thanks for coming to my TED talk.