First of all, it’s just me, Briana. My username is now my AG name :) 

Here is Scarlett’s letter to @CapeCardamDolls ‘s doll, Elliot 

Hello, Elliot Ambrose. Thank you for contacting me, the great Scarlett Allende-Bailey. You clearly need HELP. 

     Yeah, this is an advice column. 

     SCARLETT SHAE ALLENDE-BAILEY (me!)’s 5 RULES FOR LIFE 

     By Scarlett Shae Allende-Bailey, all rights reserved. 

1. THE BOYS. Do not ignore the nice boys, like Nathan and Joshua. Ignore the annoying ones, like *gags* BEN. 

2. Be nice to yourself. You’re gonna get nowhere by saying stuff like “I’m FAT.” Or “I hate myself”. 

3. Be nice to others, including friends and family. *tell Caddie that one* And the Earth—nobody likes a litterbug! 

4. Stay in touch, whether it’s IRL or over the phone. Ugh, COVID. 

5. Stay safe. Don’t get killed, robbed, or sick. 

Thanks again for contacting, and follow the rules! 

-Scarlett, the curator of this column

[Felicity/Briana]Yeah, she’s a little brutal, ahem, she said “You need HELP” 

ignore that part o.O