1: I think it’s cool how all the original dolls have bangs!

um, the originals all have bangs because the German toy manufacturer couldn’t make dolls without bangs, genius.

2: I’m probably gonna grow out of dolls when I’m like, 13 or something.

ok, but. just. don‘t. rush. it.

3: ugh. I hate their eyes. They’re so creepy.

well, good for you then. I find their eyes quite pleasant. (Did that sound weird?)

4: I know more about AG than you do.

really? Wanna do a quiz?

5: seriously? You have THAT doll? Your collection is so boring!

Ok. i don’t care what you think of my doll collection. I could say the same about yours.

6: you still like dolls?

don‘t label me. they‘re American Girl Dolls. Not “dolls.”

part two coming soon!

all of these things people have said to me. sadie